New Prison Rules

Effective Immediately – sanity sent to preventive detention

Honesty to protective internment

Arrests warrants have been issued for Honor

Officers are warned

She may be accompanied by decency

Serenity to be placed in permanent exile

Suitable desert lands will be prepared

Bodi trees provided

New legislative codes in flux

Treason to be redefined

Laughter downgraded to a misdemeanor

But justice is a major new felony

Larceny’s let out for good behavior

Beauty wins work release

Robbery preemptively pardoned, without blanket

Truth however must do hard labor

Hope remanded to solitary confinement

On suicide watch

Sexual diseases now occupy the holding cells

But gangs still control the short- term jail

Their business is business

Their work to remain unmolested

To halt further infection

New masks stopping airflow have been ordered

Silence now replaces coughing

Inmate numbers reduced

Their quality improved

The holy founders of the prison

Are pleased rent will stay eternal

The land never to be sold

We salute our new parole chairman, Dr. Strangelove

Many ask him who will go free?

He acknowledges parole will always be temporary

But can be achieved

Applications requires signed commitments

To fighting for a lifetime