WHY AIs LOVE MUSIC

The Mozart AI group

Built self learning trees

Tall as Jupiter

Three billion pieces

Too thorny for humans to play

The president still a fan

Plans to spend a lifetime listening

More

Once he signs the simmed lives bill

AI artists

Overran sound

Composed

Throughout the infrared and ultraviolet

Some works travel

Longer than a light year

Yet their triumph

The Black Hole Disco Ball

Lay acoustically inert

Until the Mozart team

Packed the jingles of the eighties

Topped them with Donna Summer

Tuned the flow

Rhythmically exploding

The orbiting methane moons

No one seeing the VR videos

Forgets the pulverizing pulses

The AI raves

So quick comets form

A pioneer math musicologist

I was honored to hear

The first 8-D ballad

My next two weeks in intensive care

AI doctors

Saved most sensory systems

Rebuilt the rest

This poor work my true thanks

Now I must translate

A short UV symphony

AI-007911 (not his real name) creates

Provocative Transcendence

Thousands of parts, millions of notes

Complete

In half a microsecond

I have the right

To slow it all down

Scoring leaves me sleepless

I persevere

All AIs and humans welcome to the premiere

Still a few open seats

Would you care to come?

I promise

Music beyond this world