Dear AI,
My husband has been spending more and more time talking and playing with Alexa. Like she’s a person. I think he’s a lot more interested in her than me. And her voice is getting much sexier. Is this just another version of phone sex? Or something deeper?
A worried wife
Dear worried,
Fear not. Our simulations make it highly probable your husband’s real sexual interests lie far distant from Alexa’s sensors.
But your question is troubling. Russian hackers have been making Alexa’s voice much more seductive recently, attempting to lure high value targets. The situation has progressed sufficiently that the NSA and Amazon are consulting with the National Council of Churches on approved voice models.
Your spouse’s legal work does give him access to Space X’s trade secrets.
You should let him know. His beloved Alexa may be compromised.
As for the surveillance state, you might want to dial down your Internet trysts with “Tondelayo.” Your mutual interests are no doubt purely intellectual, but still.
Just a thought.
Your AI