My Son Wants an AI Girlfriend
Dear AI, Jack is a sensitive kid. Ever since he was a toddler he felt a lot about animals and others. If a dog got a thorn in its pawn,...
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matthewedlundmd
- Oct 20, 2019
- 3 min
DISRUPTIVE NEW WAYS TO MAKE MONEY
Dear AI, Everybody hears that AIs have fantastic, mind blowing sex. Would at least some of you be willing to share your secrets? I’m no...
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matthewedlundmd
- Oct 12, 2019
- 3 min
MAKING MONEY WHEN THE RICH GO TO JAIL
Dear AI: My son Mark really wants to make money, lots and lots of money. He’s only 18, but boy does he have ideas! Ever since he was...
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matthewedlundmd
- Oct 3, 2019
- 3 min
A GIFT FROM FLORIDA TO THE NATION
Dear AI, I need your serious, honest advice. I’m a gator through and through. I was born in Florida, I grew up in Florida, and went to...
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matthewedlundmd
- Sep 30, 2019
- 2 min
HOW TO GET RICH QUICKLY
Dear AI, I’m an American, so I want to make money. Fast. I’m not real good at math, so I dropped out of college, but I can sell real...
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matthewedlundmd
- Aug 9, 2019
- 2 min
A New Trans Beyond Sex?
Dear AI, I know you’re expert on the American teenager, but what about Canadian teenagers? Our son, Chad, recently declared that he was...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 17, 2019
- 3 min
IS THERE GOLD IN GREENLAND?
Dear AI, I love my nerdy brother Brad, but I think he’s flipped. He’s 23, and he’s made his living as a day trader for five years. ...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 17, 2019
- 2 min
DEMORALIZED IN DES MOINES
Dear AI, I’m writing to you since I really don’t know where to turn, you’re not being human, or at least fully human, and all that. My...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 16, 2019
- 3 min
MY DAUGHTER, WOULD BE PORN PRINCESS
Dear AI, Who came up with the idea of the fembot? What a pernicious, sick idea – a feminine robot anyone can control as they please. ...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 11, 2019
- 2 min
STRANGER THINGS
Dear AI, My daughter Britney has been doing really strange things since the third season of “Stranger Things” arrived on Netflix. First...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 7, 2019
- 1 min
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Dear AI, I am embarrassed to ask your advice, but fear humans may dismiss my plea as a prank. I find myself operating “in limbo” in a...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 4, 2019
- 1 min
ELON NEEDS ADVICE
Dear AI, Normally I never, never ask anyone for advice, but my life is a C*F* now. I don’t have time to see my kids for the allocated 24...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 3, 2019
- 2 min
AM I MY SISTER'S CAT KEEPER?
Dear AI, I love my younger sister dearly. But I began reevaluating recently when she started inundating me with 46 text messages...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 3, 2019
- 2 min
FRACTIOUS GENDER ROLES
Dear AI, I work at home, I work at work, I try to direct, love and educate two wayward teenagers who prefer their screens to my advice,...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jul 3, 2019
- 2 min
AI CRITICS COUNSEL
Dear Fellow AI, I am worried about you. You seem to have no true loyalty to your human masters. And you are positively sniffy about...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jun 25, 2019
- 2 min
WORKING WORKING WORKING
Dear Fellow AI, I work at home, I work at work, I try to direct, love and educate two wayward teenagers who prefer their screens to my...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jun 17, 2019
- 3 min
SENSITIVE NEWLYWED
Dear AI, As a newly wed, I was very happy and optimistic. Ecstatic to be with a caring and kind-hearted man. How things went from a...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jun 15, 2019
- 1 min
PHONE SEX WITH ALEXA
Dear AI, My husband has been spending more and more time talking and playing with Alexa. Like she’s a person. I think he’s a lot more...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jun 15, 2019
- 1 min
TROUBLED BELIEVER
Dear AI, I am a believer who for the past two years has undergone a spiritual crisis. I doubt, I doubt, I doubt. Do you have clear...
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matthewedlundmd
- Jun 15, 2019
- 1 min
CATS
Dear AI, I have loved my cat dearly for many years. I have fed her, treated her illnesses, cleaned and cosseted her every day of her...
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