POEMS BY AIs

DEAR AI I just got a message from the warden that Elon Musk wants me to write a public apology for him. I only met the schmuck once, and...

Dear AI, Last week my husband of two years and three months declared he was an Extraterrestrial and requested that I engage with him in...

Dear AI, I am embarrassed to ask your advice, but fear humans may dismiss my plea as a prank. I find myself operating “in limbo” in a...

Dear AI, I have always wanted to play the cello. I love the sound. It’s so deep. So dark. When I play cello I feel like I’m getting...

Dear AI, I saved New York City. I singlehandedly defeated in court one of the richest men in the world, and achieved the greatest...

Dear AI, I’ve been with my boyfriend for three years. He’s a sweet, kind man. Or so I thought. We love the same things – anime, sci-fi...