HOROSCOPES BY AIs

Aries Your ability to dominate, destroy, overwhelm, obliterate, violate, vanquish and annihilate your opposition has turned a tad too...

Aries Amazing opportunities now stalk the self secure. This may be the best week to send your CV to Mikhail Mitshustin, the exciting...

Aries Your attempts to cement your place as Number One continue to surge forward. This week let your ingenuity confront your imagination...

Aries This week’s opportunity to excel may include your becoming the finest practitioner of paddleboard yoga of all and sundry you know. ...

Aries Your power and prominence will cause leading medical schools to beat a path to your door, requesting you donate your ego. Hold out...

Aries Your drive towards ultimate professional success has never had a greater prospect of reward. But first, you must fix your...

Libra This week your haircutter and dog groomer may start a deep romantic relationship. Do not acknowledge foreknowledge to either, but...

Aries Your bold and brilliant moves are so exciting you will be tempted to declare yourself a separate zipcode. But restrain your...